Finally !

Everyday I have the same routine like most of us. I wake up, prepare strong coffee, and sit at the kitchen table checking my emails. And like most people I have quite a few different ones, so it takes a while. I start with the main one , that is not work related, only because I am a little "anal" and like to delete the hundreds of emails that could get me into deep trouble AKA "Great shopping deals" . Even though I am not a shopper at heart, I much rather do it in my PJ's VS at the mall, if I have to shop at all.
So, much to my surprise upon opening my emails, I found one that I was waiting for my whole life .....
One that had the perfect offer. A Groupon offer. Do you get them? They have daily deals. Some are excellent.
Today's deal a day? Pole dancing. yes you read it here first. My dream class. A class every woman dreams of taking. A class every man WANTS his wife/girlfriend/partner/lover to take. It's the equivalent of becoming a gymnast in a much shorter amount of time and for much less money.
I think the pole dancing company is very smart to offer a "pay for one intro class, see if you like it, then sign up for more" deal.
Do you know why I will never buy more than the introduction class? Because I cannot even imagine hoisting myself up a pole let alone spin around one while sliding down, all while keeping one leg out, the other leg twisted around the damn pole, and holding on to dear life, without coming down with a hard landing.It would be like a 747 landing without a landing gear ! And let's not forget that since my head is heavy, I would still have to control the whip lash effect, trying to prevent it from slamming the floor and then getting a concussion.
And how many tries does one get in an intro class? is it a pass fail intro class? Are you accepted in the class if no ambulance is called to the scene?
My theory is that the intro class would definitely work for me, because there would never be another class due to severe injuries sustained. So I would in essence save money.......
And one more thing. The next  Groupon which is tomorrow should be : 50% off your next Emergency Room visit !